I've Eaten Weird Things Through

You Know, I Just Tend To Grow My Beard Out For 'parks And Rec.' As An Actor It's Always Easier To Shave Or Cut Your Hair For A Role, But It's Hard To Put Fake Hair On Or Grow Hair For A Role. When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

Most Of The Writers In Tv Are From L.a. Or New York, And Those Are Places Where People Are Cynical And Snarky. And They Fly From L.a. To New York In An Airplane Over This Vast, Expansive Land Where People Aren't Snarky; They're A Lot More Like The Parks And Recreation Characters.

Some People Fast, Some People Go On A Cruise Or Visit A Day Spa. I Get Out In The Woods With A Rifle Or A Bow. That's My Release.

I Just Feel Like, If I Drink, I Want To Drink A Case Of Beer And Not Two Beers. Two Beers Doesn't Do Anything For Me.

I Have Some Weird Habits. For Instance, I Love Beets. Show Me A Salad Bar And I Will Clean Them Out Of Their Beets.