Perfect Sandwich? Two Slices Of

I'm Sure I Can't Relate To What Females Go Through In Hollywood, But I Do Know What It Feels Like To Eat Emotionally. To Be Sad And Make Yourself Happy With Food, And Then Be Almost Immediately Sad Again, And Then Ashamed. Then, You Try To Hide Those Feelings With More Food.

Celebrity Is Intoxicating.

I Have A Pet Lizard Named Puff, Five Goldfish - Named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl And Sandy, An Oscar Fish Named Chef, Two Pacus, An Albino African Frog Named Whitey, A Bonsai Tree, Four Venus Flytraps, A Fruit Fly Farm And Sea Monkeys.

I Married Way Out Of My Pay Grade. I Have No Idea How That Happened.

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.