I've Discovered A New Video

Television Is A Populous, Derivative, Democratic Medium.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Tv Tends To Be Like, If You're Lucky, It's Like Las Vegas. You Can't Get Out. There's Always Another Pitch Meeting. They Keep You On The Casino Floor. If I'm Unlucky, If I'm Lucky Enough To Be Unlucky, I Would Love To Write A Movie.

I'd Just Love To Sit At Home, Wake Up At 10am, Go To My Own Office With My Dog, And Write A Movie. I Don't Know If I'm Capable Of Doing That Though. I Think I'll Just End Up Playing Minecraft And Self-destructing.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.