I Always Try To Use

I Really Like Performing For People.

I Grew Up On Network Sitcoms. If Those Are Gone When I'm 65 Years Old, I Would Never Forgive Myself For Not Stepping Up To That Plate, As Often As Possible. I'm Already Bummed Out That Dvds Are Dying Off Because, In My 20s, Those Were A Huge Thing.

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

I Walk With God, And He Protects Me. That May Very Well Be True. I Don't Mean To Make That Sound Like A Joke, In Case He Is In Charge.

I Wish That Television Would Stop Selling Our Hatred Of Ourselves, And Start Seducing Us With Our Love Of Ourselves.