I Always Try To Use

Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Don't Put Pressure On Yourself, Life Is Just A Chain Of Experiments And Results, And You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead.

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.