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A Chef Who Doesn't Wash His Hands Is Like A Cop Who Steals. It's A Cry For Help.

There's Very Little Advice In Men's Magazines, Because Men Don't Think There's A Lot They Don't Know. Women Do. Women Want To Learn. Men Think, 'i Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.'

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.

If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?