A Chef Who Doesn't Wash

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.

Dogs Want To Be People. That's What Their Lives Are About. They Don't Like Being A Dog. They're With People All The Time, They Want To Graduate. My Dog Would Sit There All Day, He Would Watch Me Walk By, He Would Think To Himself, "i Could Do That! He's Not That Good.

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

I'd Like To Do One Of Those Jumps They Do In The Movies; In A Car, Over A Bridge, In The Air With A Huge Explosion. It Would Be A Final Moment Of Entertainment.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.