I've Been Told To Speed

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

Stammering Is Different Than Stuttering. Stutterers Have Trouble With The Letters, While Stammerers Trip Over Entire Parts Of A Sentence. We Stammerers Generally Think Of Ourselves As Very Bright. My Own Private Theory Is That Stammerers Have So Many Ideas Swirling Around Their Brains At Once That They Can't Get Them All Out, Though I Haven't Found Any Scientific Evidence To Back That Up.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.