Don't Ever Have Two Dogs.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.