Don't Ever Have Two Dogs.

In Today's World, You Would Call My Father Mostly Unaccessible. I'm Not Sure That Isn't True Of Most Fathers At That Time. He Went Through The Depression. I Don't Know What That Would Have Done To My Psyche.

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

Television Series Are Like The Stock Market. There's Room For Bears And Bulls But No Room For Pigs.

The First Time I Got Up In Front Of An Audience Was Terror, Abject Terror, Which Continued For Another Four Or Five Years. There Still Is, A Little Bit.