I've Been To Many Funerals

Once You Sign On As An Actor, You Know, You Don't Go To The Editing Room, You Don't See How They Cut, You Don't See How They Score, You Don't See How They Cast The Rest Of The Movie.

It's Better To Be Known By Six People For Something You're Proud Of Than To Be Known By Sixty Million For Something You're Not.

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I Can't Not Put Humor In A Book.