I Never Wanted To Be

I Think Anger And Laughter Are Very Close To Each Other, When You Think About It.

I Like Movies About Failing.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

You Know, When Cameras Are Rolling, Improvisation Doesn't Feel Natural. The Pressure Is Too Great. You're On A Time Schedule. You've Got 60 Crewmen.