I Never Wanted To Be

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.

I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased By Paparazzi.

Acceptance Is Going To A Restaurant Where The Salad's Not Great, But The Steak Is Fine.

When I Was Younger, I Wasn't Concentrating On Good Days. I Was Managing A Career And Trying To Have A Good Year. It Would Always 'lead' To Something, Which Never Leads To Anything Except Death, Where Everything Leads To. And Then As I Got Older, And Then I Had My Kids And Everything, I Began To Appreciate A Great Wednesday.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!