I've Been Texting For A

It Was Always A Fantasy Of Mine Growing Up - My Favorite Program Was Always 'little House On The Prairie' - So I Always Wanted To Wear Those Looks. When I Was A Child, I Wouldn't Let My Mom Put Me In Anything But Calico Dresses And Now... Whaddaya Know, Every Day I'm In A Calico Dress, Basically, So It's Kind Of Funny.

The Other Day I Got A Text From A Boy, But It Wasn't Hot. I Mean, If You're Going To Text Me Every Day, You Haven't Seen Me For Months And You're Trying To Seduce Me, You'd Better Spice Up That Text And Make It More Exciting Than 'how Was Your Day? I Hope You're Having A Beautiful One.' Sadly, I Haven't Been Doing A Lot Of Kissing Lately.

I Want A Guy Who Is Masculine, Good With His Hands, And Able To Build Stuff And Who Has Survival Skills. Facial Hair Is A Big Turn-on... I Like A Stronger, More Physically Imposing Man - Like A Lumberjack.

The Realism Frightens Me More Than The Bubble Gum-y, Heightened Stuff.

I Always Feel I Could Be Like Toni Collette, Going Between Big Studio Things And Indie Films. That Would Be Feasible.