I've Been In Training For

I Love Who I Am. I Love What I've Become.

Fear Is Not One Of My Attributes.

I'm Not Ashamed To Tell The Truth About What Happened In My Family. I Think That's What Makes My Comedy Different.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

I Get Facials. I Get A Manicure And Pedicure Every Week. I Get My Hair Cut, And I Oil Myself Down From Head To Toe. I Got That From My Brother. I Was So Impressed With How High Maintenance He Was. When He Left The Room, You Could Still Smell Him For An Hour.