I Don't Ever Watch Myself.

I Don't Need To Pat Myself On The Back Until My Arm Breaks. I Don't Need Any Of That.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

I Wasn't Disciplined At All. As Good Of An Athlete As I Was, I Was Not Disciplined. Had I Had The Drive That I Have In Comedy, And Acting, And Writing, That's Why I Knew It Just Wasn't Right For Me.

You Can't Change What Happened. Just Like You Can't Change The Future By Worrying About It. You Just Have To Keep Moving.

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.