I've Been A Comedian Since

Most Of The People Around Me Have A Vested Interest In How Much Money I Make. You Know, So A Celebrity Could Find Themselves In A Position Where People Could Have Meetings About Their Life Without Them Involved. And When I Say "their Life" I Mean Not Their Professional Life Either. They Could Talk About Their Personal Life.

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You A Toy Phone... You Answer It.

The Worst Thing To Call Somebody Is Crazy. It's Dismissive.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

I Support Anyone's Right To Be Who They Want To Be. My Question Is: To What Extent Do I Have To Participate In Your Self-image?