I've Arranged With My Executor

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

New Book On Malcolm X Says We Don't Know How He Was Killed. Want To Bring In The Fbi. Maybe They Were In Already.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.