We Would Have Broken Up

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.