We Would Have Broken Up

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.