I've Always Wanted To Be

I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.

Whenever I'm Out Of Town For At Least A Week, I Feel Like I Should Write A Postcard Or Something, But You Can Be A Genius, You Try And Write A Postcard You Come Across Like A Moron Anyway: 'this City's Got Big Buildings. I Like Food. Bye.'

I Feel Like, Even In This Crazy World Of Trump Getting Elected And These Things That Really Kind Of Caught Me Off-guard, I Feel Like I Understand Less Than I Did.

I Spent Most Of My Adult Life Essentially Agnostic Or An Atheist.

There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.