I've Always Thought The Best

When I Was A Kid My Dad Would Say, "emo, Do You Believe In The Lord?" I'd Say, "yes!" He'd Say, "then Stand Up And Shout Hallelujah!" So I Would ... And I'd Fall Out Of The Roller Coaster.

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.