I've Always Showed Up. If

If I'm Going To Hell, I'm Going There Playing The Piano.

Either Be Hot Or Cold. If You Are Lukewarm, The Lord Will Spew You Forth From His Mouth.

I Am Right. I`m Always Right. One Time I Thought I Was Wrong, I Found Out I Was Right.

All You Gotta Do Honey Is Kinda Stand In One Spot, Wiggle Around Just A Little Bit.

I Never Set Fire To A Piano. I'd Like To Have Got Away With It, Though. I Pushed A Couple Of Them In The River. They Wasn't Any Good.