I've Always Just Had Troubles

This Character Feels So Much Like My Brother. He Has Two Children. He Has A Wife. He Works With Me. He Chooses To Stay In New Hampshire Because He Wants His Kids To Grow Up In The School They Started With. He Doesn't Want Them To Lose Friends. He Is His Family's Hero.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's Bigger Than Me.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.