It's True That I Have

‎what's The Weather Like? ... It's Fierce Mild!

I'm Delighted To Make As Many People Feel Ashamed As Possible. There's Probably A Site Like That For Everybody. I've Heard Newt Gingrich Has His Own As Well.

Shame Is One Of The Greatest Aphrodisiacs In The World, Anyway, Built Into Religion.

You Know It's A Sad Day When Your Child Looks At You And Asks 'daddy, Are These Organic?'

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'