It's So Easy To Write

My Old Man Is Drunker Than A Barrel Full Of Monkeys, But My Old Lady She Don't Care.

I'm A Juvenile Product Of The Working Class, Who's Best Friend Floats In The Bottom Of A Glass.

Top Dog, Top Hat, Move That Muscle, Move That Fat.

What We Should Be Doing As Musicians Is Trying To Bring People Together.

I've Got To Do Something To Make Up For All Those Self-absorbed And Selfish Years When I Just, You Know, Was Taking Drugs, Sitting In My Room, Doing Bad Things, Whatever.