It's So Difficult To Write

With An Animated Show You Can Make A Banana Purple. You Can Put Three Hats On A Cowboy. That Would Require Several Days Of Stitching, In Live-action, That You Wouldn't Be Able To Afford. I Mean, You Can Just Do Tons And Tons And Tons.

All [tv] Shows Are Like Cigarettes. You Watch Two, You Have A Higher Chance Of Watching Three. They're All Addictive.

Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date Anybody Decent, But You Don't Get Beaten Up, You're Invited To Parties, And Everybody Likes You.

If Your Ratings Are High And There’s Money Being Made, You’re Allowed To Be A Perfectionist In Television.

The Public's Perception Of Your Show Is What It Is, And You Don't Get To Complain How People Perceive Your Show Or Talk About It.