It's So Cold Here In

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!