It's Sad To See That

I Don't Wear Sunscreen. I Don't Have A Skincare Program.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!

My Refrigerator Is Full Of Kale And Greens. I Can't Imagine Something Greasy, Or Eating Meat.

I Have Always Liked The Kennedys As Politicians. They Had Such Great Hair.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.