It's Pretty Far, But It

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

I Didn't Really Say Everything I Said.

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.