It's Pleasant To Hear These

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks All Women Are Bad. An Optimist Is A Man Who Hopes They Are.

It Is A Pity That Instead Of The Pilgrim Fathers Landing On Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock Had Not Landed On The Pilgrim Fathers.

The Tomb Of The Saviour Was A Narrow And Empty Vault, Precious Only For Its Memories Of The Supreme Tragedy Of The Centuries, But The New Continent Was To Be The Home And Temple Of The Living God.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.

It's Pleasant To Hear These Nice Words While I'm Still Alive. I'd Rather Have The Taffy Than The Epitaphy.