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"what Is The Most Beautiful Word In The Language?" The Elderly Lawyer Quickly Replied: "home."

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

I Get My Exercise Acting As Pallbearer To My Friends Who Exercise.

The Tomb Of The Saviour Was A Narrow And Empty Vault, Precious Only For Its Memories Of The Supreme Tragedy Of The Centuries, But The New Continent Was To Be The Home And Temple Of The Living God.

A Witty Illustration Or An Apt Story Will Accomplish More Than Columns Of Argument.