It's Not Brain Surgery. It's

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.

How Is It That So Often . . . I Get The Feeling I've Worked Hard To Learn Something I Already Know, Or Knew, Once.

Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream All Of The Time.

'these Boat People,' Says The Government Of Hong Kong, 'they All Want To Go To America.' Well, I Swear I Don't Know Why, Do You? I Mean, Take Vietnam. Why Would Any Vietnamese Come To America After What American Did To Vietnam? Don't They Remember My Lai, Napalm, Sylvester Stallone?

I Think Laughter May Be A Form Of Courage.