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Dreck Is Dreck And No Amount Of Fancy Polish Is Going To Make It Anything Else.

In The Coldest February, As In Every Other Month In Every Other Year, The Best Thing To Hold On To In This World Is Each Other.

I've Heard It Said That The First Law Of Journalism Is To Confirm Existing Prejudice, Rather Than Contradict It.

'these Boat People,' Says The Government Of Hong Kong, 'they All Want To Go To America.' Well, I Swear I Don't Know Why, Do You? I Mean, Take Vietnam. Why Would Any Vietnamese Come To America After What American Did To Vietnam? Don't They Remember My Lai, Napalm, Sylvester Stallone?

It's Not Just The Cheerleading Thing I Have A Problem With, It's The Whole Jock Enchilada. I'm All For A Good Game Of Basketball In Teh Driveway Or A Killer Bike Ride. But When There's Tackling And Grunting Involved-- No Thanks.