It's Nice When Little Teams

Doing Saturday Night Live Definitely Affects My Relationship With My Girlfriend And With My Family, Because You Feel So Much Pressure To Do Well That Night. But I Think Everyone's Grown To Accept That And So They Give Me My Space At The Show.

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing; I Like What I've Been Doing. I Believe In What I've Done In The Past; I Hope My Kid Enjoys The Movies I've Made And Enjoys Some Of The Movies In The Future.

With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult Raising Children The Way I Was Raised.

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."