It's Just Cool To Be

I Used To Stay Up At Night And Sneak Into The Tv Room, Past My Parents, Who Were Asleep, To Watch Saturday Night's 'main Event.' That's How I Started Watching Snl. On Accident.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

If I Was Any More On Edge, I'd Be Bono.

I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.