It's Hard Being A Girl.

I Was An Assistant Once. I Worked For Rob Reiner And His Family. I Did Sign A Confidentiality Agreement, Though.

My Mom Is Very Southern And She In Real Life Says Things Like, 'if You've Got It, Flaunt It.'

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

It Is Weird. People Will Say, "oh My God, I Love You." And I'll Say, "oh, That's So Sweet. Thank You." And The People Who Are Walking Around With Me For The First Time Will Say, "i Don't Understand What Happened. Somebody Just Told You They Love You. I Don't Even Understand What That Means."

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.