It's Cool To Be Healthy.

Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

If All You Can Do Is Judge A Person By Their Appearance, Because You Don't Have The Spirit To Judge Someone From Within, You're In Trouble.

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.