Its All In The Mind,

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.