It's A Lie, But Heaven

All Our Yesterdays, It Is True, Have Only Lighted Fools The Way To Dusty Death. But We Need At Least The Dates Of The Yesterdays And The List Of The Fools.

It Takes A Good Deal Of Physical Courage To Ride A Horse. This, However, I Have. I Get It At About Forty Cents A Flask, And Take It As Required.

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

Most People Can Tire Of A Lecture In Fifteen Minutes, Clever People Can Do It In Five, And Sensible People Don't Go To Lectures At All.

The Classical Scholars Have Kept Alive The Tradition Of The Superiority Of The Ancient Languages -- A Kaleidoscopic Mass Of Suffixes And Prefixes, Supposed To Represent An Infinite Shading Of Meaning. It Is A Character They Share With The Ojibway And The Zulu.