It's A Lie, But Heaven

A Sportsman Is A Man Who, Every Now And Then, Simply Has To Get Out And Kill Something.

As For Politics, Well, It All Seemed Reasonable Enough. When The Conservatives Got In Anywhere, [judge] Pepperleigh Laughed And Enjoyed It, Simply Because It Does One Good To See A Straight, Fine, Honest Fight Where The Best Man Wins. When A Liberal Got In, It Made Him Mad, And He Said So,-not, Mind You; From Any Political Bias, For His Office Forbid It,-but Simply Because One Can't Bear To See The Country Go Absolutely To The Devil.

Hockey Captures The Essence Of Canadian Experience In The New World. In A Land So Inescapably And Inhospitably Cold, Hockey Is The Chance Of Life, And An Affirmation That Despite The Deathly Chill Of Winter We Are Alive.

In Point Of Morals, The Average Woman Is, Even For Business, Too Crooked.

In Canada We Have Enough To Do Keeping Up With Two Spoken Languages ... So We Just Go Right Ahead And Use English For Literature, Scotch For Sermons, And American For Conversation.