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I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough As Comedy.

I've Often Been Accused By Critics Of Being Myself On-screen. But Being Oneself Is More Difficult Than You'd Suppose.

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.