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Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.

And To The Rest Of The World God Gave You Shoes To Fit You So Put 'em On And Wear 'em Be Yourself Man, Be Proud Of Who You Are Even If It Sounds Corny Don't Ever Let Anyone Tell You You Ain't Beautiful

If I Said In One Of My Songs That My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex With Me In Junior High, All I'm Saying, Is That I'm Not Gay, You Know? People Confuse The Lyrics For Me Speaking My Mind. I Don't Agree With That Lifestyle, But If That Lifestyle Is For You, Then It's Your Business.

I Don't Like To Give The Sob Story: Growing Up In A Single-parent Home, Never Knew My Father, My Mother Never Worked, And When Friends Came Over I'd Hide The Welfare Cheese. Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid. I Didn't Go To School. I Couldn't Deal.

It Sometimes Feels Like A Strange Movie, You Know, It's All So Weird That Sometimes I Wonder If It Is Really Happening.