It Seems There's Just No

[on Her Troubled Relationships With Her Daughters:] You Can Acquire Enemies. Why Give Birth To Them?

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

Marriage, As An Institution, Is As Dead As The Dodo Bird.

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.