It Seems That Man's Greatest

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

I Was Making Pancakes The Other Day And A Fly Flew Into The Kitchen. And That's When I Realized That A Spatula Is A Lot Like A Fly-swatter. And A Crushed Fly Is A Lot Like A Blueberry. And A Roommate Is A Lot Like A Fly Eater.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.