It Seemed Fun To Play

I Want To Marry The Kind Of Girl That Walks Out Of An Abortion Clinic With A Lollipop.

The Driving Force Behind Doing Everything That I've Been Doing As A Stand-up Is Having Problems With Authority And Not Liking To Be Told What To Do.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.

It's Always Difficult When Someone Close To You Passes Away. But It's Really Tough When They're On Top Of You.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.