It's Weird How You Can

If You Get Mad About How Your Voice Sounds When It Comes Out Of Your Own Mouth, It's Not Really My Fault. Go Ahead And Be Yourself.

If It Wasn't For What Goes On In The World Of Politics, We Wouldn't Really Have Much Of A Show.

I Don't Feel Like Any Of The Things We're Talking About Are Going To Make The World End.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

I Take My Citizenship Extremely Seriously. I Find Myself Drawn To The Constitution More And More With Each Passing Day Of Donald Trump's Presidency.