If It Wasn't For What

I Don't Feel Like Any Of The Things We're Talking About Are Going To Make The World End.

I'm Shy, But I'm Not Clinically Shy. I Don't Have Social Anxiety Disorder Or Anything Like That. I More Have A Gentle Shyness. Like, I Have A Little Trouble Mingling At Parties.

I've Talked To A Lot Of Other Women In The Field Of Comedy And None Of Us Feel Like Being A Woman Has Been A Barrier To Success In Our Lives. I Can't Claim To Feel Like I've Been Under Some Man's Thumb In Comedy. I've Sort Of Always Done My Own Thing For Better Or Worse, And Have Been Lucky Enough To Be Able To Perform Ever Since. So I'm Not Surprised By All The Articles, But I Don't Know If It's Necessarily True. It's Not Like We Haven't Been Around.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.