It's Very Dangerous To Wave

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

I Play The Guitar. I Taught Myself How To Play The Guitar, Which Was A Bad Decision... Because I Didn't Know How To Play It, So I Was A Shitty Teacher. I Would Never Have Went To Me.

There's A Guy In The Audience With A Distinctive Laugh. I Hope That Guy Is Miked. The Only Problem With Having A Distinctive Laugh Is I Know Exactly When That Guy Isn't Laughing. "oh, Distinctive Laugh Doesn't Think That Joke Was Funny!"