It's So Tedious That Everyone

All Of Us, Ultimately, We're Not That Interesting, When It Comes Down To It.

I Once Bought A Manchester United Hat, Which I Think Was 12 Shillings, And Somebody Ran Up Behind Me And Pulled It Off And Just Ran Ahead. I Thought, 'it's A Very Cruel World, I'm Not Prepared For This'. And I Decided To Get My Revenge On Society.

Burn Down The Disco Hang The Blessed D.j. Because The Music That They Constantly Play It Says Nothing To Me About My Life

In My Life Why Do I Give Valuable Time To People Who Don't Care If I Live Or Die ?

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.