It's Quite Fitting That Slash

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

You Never Have To Look Over Your Shoulder When You Tell The Truth. You Never Have To Remember The Details, Because They Are What They Are. And You Don't Have To Make Sure Your Story Matches Everyone Else's.

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

I'm Tired Of Pretending Like I'm Not Bitching, A Total Fricking Rock Star From Mars...

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.