It's Not Like You Can

The Most Popular Labor-saving Device Today Is Still A Husband With Money.

It Just Gets Frustrating Playing The Girlfriend, It's Just This Awful Feeling, Sitting In Your House, Waiting For A Script To Come. I Like To Be More Proactive.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

It's Not Like You Can Wake Up And Realize, 'oh, I Want Intimacy,' And Then It Happens That Day.

My Life Isn't That Dramatic. My Dad Really Loves Me, He Just Can't Talk On The Phone. He's Too Crippled And Shy, And That's Almost Harder. He's There And He Loves Me, And I Try And Try And Try, It's Just Impossible To Have A Relationship.