It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.