It's Fun For Me To

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.