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Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

When I Was In High School I Used To Sit By Myself In The Cafeteria - Not Necessarily By Choice - But I Thought It Was Funny To Talk To People That Weren't There.